每日joke转载
Clyde Jin
2020-08-01
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1、指甲是一种可再生武器。

2、医生说我湿气太重了,需要亲热解毒!

3、我从没被人骗过,因为骗我的都不是人。

4、曹操:宁可欠尽天下人的钱,决不借钱给别人。

5、比一比这两条鱼谁长得帅,长得帅就是今晚的菜。

6、如果未来真的有时光机,为什么我孙子还不来找我?有三种可能:一、没有发明,二、世界毁灭,三。。。

7、我醒来的时候,发现自己身处一个陌生的地方,立刻使劲地回想,没有被绑架,没有喝醉酒,也没有发生什么灵异事件。 哦,原来是昨天心情好把房间收拾了。

8、我喜欢把事情留到明天再做,不是因为我懒,是因为明天会更好。

9、要知道世界上除了钱以外,还有许多美好的东西,也是要用钱买的。

10、书中自有颜如玉,我要为 与多名女性发生或保持不正当关系 而读书!

11、一行白鹭上青天,老子挤在最中间;借问酒家何处有,又被堵在收费口。犹抱琵琶半遮面,车上忘带方便面; 天生我材必有用,五个小时就不动; 寒雨连江夜入吴,高速路上看日出; 两岸猿声啼不住,家里不住车里宿。 路见不平一声吼,高速路上来溜狗。

 

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