DailyJoke122
Clyde Jin
2020-08-12
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1、“老公,我不想让别人看到我的双下巴,又不想减肥,怎么办?” “那你只能留胡子了!”

2、老婆:亲爱的,你没看到我在厕所里新买的刷子吗? 老公:当然看到了,不过我还是习惯用卫生纸。

3、两口子吵架。 老公:你简直是个神经病。 老婆:你神经病,你全家都神经病。 老公:看我说你神经病没错吧,我全家里没有你吗? 老婆#$%^@$^&

4、老婆:“别人都说我很漂亮,真的吗?” 老公得意的说:“那当然,我当科长的时侯,别人都说你漂亮;我当处长的时侯,别人都说你越来越漂亮;现在我当局长了,你当然更漂亮了。”

5、老公:我的审美观点和别人不大一样,一般都是大家认为美的,我就觉得丑;大家认为丑的,我反而觉得美。 老婆:那你认为我是美还是丑。 老公:那还用问,你在我眼里一直都是世上最美的。

6、老婆:你觉得幸福的婚姻应该是什么样子的? 老公:幸福的婚姻就是男人娶了像你一样的妻子,女人嫁了像我一样的丈夫。 老婆想了想,又问道:那你觉得不幸的婚姻应该是什么样子的? 老公:同上。

7、本人脸大,但是最近瘦了十来斤,对着镜子顾影自怜:“瞧这小瓜子脸!” 老公在旁边恨恨地说:“你这分明是瓜子它妈,向日葵脸!”

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