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Clyde Jin
2020-08-17
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1、一只乌鸦口渴了,看到瓶子里有半瓶水,它想到了向瓶子里投石子,就找到一块石子投了下去,不料,石子卡在了瓶口。。。

2、苍蝇和蚊子在网上见面了,蚊子兴奋的说:“我网名是一针见血,你是。。。” 苍蝇:“蜘蛛要过来了,你TM还网名。。。”

3、老虎下山,被马踢了一脚,虎怒追马,追了半天马不见了,老虎正生气,一头驴跑来。 老虎将其扑倒,指着驴的白嘴说:“小样儿,戴口罩就不认识你了?”

4、母猩猩生了一个小猩猩,奇丑无比。 母猩猩当时就哭了,哭得很伤心,这时候走来一个年长的猩猩,它走近小猩猩看了看说:“没关系,就是长得有点像人了!”

5、一只饥饿的狐狸发现一个鸡窝,可它太胖了穿不进栅栏。它饿了三天让自己瘦下来,终于进来了。 狐狸尽情享受了美味,可一顿饱餐之后,它发现自己又出不去了,只好又三天三夜不饮不食,饿的肚子咕咕叫出去了。

6、情窦初开的小蜜蜂爱上了蝴蝶小姐,却不敢表白。 每次外出采集花粉时,只躲在一旁偷偷地看蝴蝶小姐跳舞。 某天,蝴蝶小姐发现小蜜蜂在偷看自己,向前问它有何目的,小蜜蜂紧张地抬起沾满花粉的手,羞涩道:看你每天那么辛苦采花粉都采不到,我想把我的送给你。。。

7、一群猴子首尾相连,探着身子在河里捞月亮,反复多次,始终不能成功。 一个不懂事的小猴子急了:“我们什么时候才能捞到月亮啊?” 猴王正色道:“你没见到吗?我们一直在努力”。

 

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