DailyJoke136
Clyde Jin
2020-08-26
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1、啊~七夕~ 你比巴西少一夕~ 啊~七夕~ 你比山西多四夕~

2、上帝对每个人都是公正的,他让你过了光棍节就不会让你过七夕节。

3、七夕别晒巧克力鲜花礼物了,有本事把男朋友发出来晒一晒,看看有没有重样的。

4、七夕大酬宾:收旧对象,用不着的对象,用旧对象 、破对象、用不着的对象换盆,换大铝盆,换各种盆,任您挑选。

5、今天和男友见面,他竟然怀疑我出轨,我劈头盖脸的把他一通臭骂,我说我別的男朋友都沒怀疑我出轨,怎么就你这么多事儿!

6、单身汪的七夕日常:出门前对冰箱说你帮我冰好可乐等我回来喝喔,对风扇说你不要一直摇头舍不得我走的样子嘛,最后对镜子说路上小心早点回来啊!

7、别人问我七夕怎么过的,然后我贱贱的说了一句在床上过的。 那群人们露出了一脸羡慕的表情,然后我又淡淡的说了一句,睡了一天。。。

8、知道为什么身边的人都在提醒你七夕情人节吗? 因为 你是 搭鹊桥的 那只鸟

9、今天晚上在路上看到某人开车带的不是自己的那口子。 我不点名是谁,你好自为之。给我转200块钱这事就算过去了! 今天晚上十二点之前没看到红包我可能就管不住我嘴了!且行且珍惜。

10、牛郎递给织女一杯香饮,织女浅尝一口:“有点苦,又有点甜,馨香,浓郁。这是什么?” 牛郎微笑:“这是思念的味道。你喝的就是这鹊桥上的灰,是我对你无尽的思念化成的。我给他取了个名字叫,鹊桥卡灰。” 织女恍然大悟说:“你是福建佬吧?”

11、垃圾桶都收到花了,你们呢?

 

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