DailyJoke138
Clyde Jin
2020-08-28
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1、一个女孩去面试一家公司的行政岗位,岗位要求是应聘者英语得过六级。 考官问她:“HR是什么意思?” 女孩答:“坏人!”

2、下班走到路口商店,我居然看到同事在投币玩摇摇车,笑问:“哪根神经搭错了?” 他满脸通红:“明天就要去女友家见家长了,今天温习一下那些亲戚该叫啥!”

3、我在公交车上戴着耳机听歌,旁边一个帅哥问我:“你听的是《沙漠骆驼》吧?” 我惊讶地问:“你怎么知道的?” 他说:“我通过你踩我脚的节奏感觉出来的。”

4、大壮喝了点酒,开车回家时被交警拦下查酒驾,于是他问交警:“受伤了用酒精消毒,算不算酒驾?” 交警摇摇头说:“不算。你伤在哪里?” 大壮小声回答:“口腔溃疡。”

5、昨天舅妈给我介绍了一个帅哥,让我去相亲。 今天她说:“算了,那人傻里傻气,别和他交往了。” 我着急地说:“他挺机灵的,有可能是装傻。” 舅妈最后说:“非要我说他没看上你,你才开心吗?”

6、小丽嫁给了个有钱人,所以她一高兴,把工都辞了。 谁知一年后,她又返回厂里来上班。工友问小丽:“你老公没本事养你吗,你还来打工?” 小丽照照镜子,沮丧地答道:“不,是我没本事让老公养。”

7、有个老板在自己的工地上摔倒了,被钢筋扎伤了屁股,只能趴在病床上。这天,工地负责人带着下属去探望老板。 到了病房门外,负责人对下属说:“准备好了没有?” 下属一愣:“准备什么?” 负责人说:“进去后,别笑了啊!”

 

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