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Clyde Jin
2020-09-02
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1、昨天在必胜客,我问服务员:“能给我添碗米饭么?” 我女朋友听后,竟然当着人家的面说:“先生,你能到别桌吃么?我不想跟你拼桌!”

2、女:你会娶我吗? 男:我不会娶你妈!。。。。你嫁给我吧!! 女:才不会嫁给你爸。。。

3、男:“你是我的太阳。” 女:“我有那么酷热吗?” 男:“你是我的月亮。” 女:“我有那么冷淡吗?” 男:“那。。。你是我的星星。” 女:“我有那么渺小吗?快滚!” . 4、一对男女初次相识,男的要请女的看电影,女的却说:“我不会轻易答应和一个不熟悉的男人去看电影的,因为这对女人来说太吃亏了。” 男的说:“你可以请我啊,我不怕吃亏的。”

5、哥们儿喜欢上一个女孩,情人节这天傍晚他把女孩约出来吃情侣套餐。 喝了几杯红酒后,他借着酒劲,大胆地问:“你。。。你可以做我女朋友吗?” 女孩想都没想,坚决地摇了摇头。 哥们儿很伤心,拿起外套对女孩说了声“拜拜”就走。 谁知没走几步,女孩在后面竟大声喊:“爱——你。” 他很激动,赶紧又跑回到餐桌旁,微笑地看着女孩,但女孩却幽幽地对他说:“哎,你,你吃饭的钱还没付呢。”

6、他:哎呀,我的眼睛里好像有东西。 她:我帮你看看。 他:睁开双眼。 她:什么都没有啊。 他:你没有看到么?我的眼里只有你。

7、男孩:太阳出来东边亮,俺想和你搞对像。 女孩:万里长城永不倒,感觉咱俩有点小。 男孩:人生在世谁无罪,犯点小错无所谓。 女孩:万水千山总是情,咱俩结婚未必成。 男孩:山外青山楼外楼,现在婚姻都自由。 女孩:自古英雄出少年,你得抓紧去赚钱。 男孩:强中自有强中手,车子票子咱都有。 女孩:人到山前自有路,结婚以后往哪住。 男孩:英雄本色终难改,想住高楼咱去买。 女孩:万水千山只等闲,你能爱我多少年。 男孩:月亮代表我的心,白头到老永不分。 女孩:嘉偶天成拜玉堂,咱俩今晚就圆房!

 

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