DailyJoke130
Clyde Jin
2020-08-20
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1、很想吃一份忘情水绝情丹孟婆汤忘忧草套餐。

2、俄罗斯方块玩得好的人是不是比较会整理房间?

3、常在河边走,哪有不湿鞋,既然鞋湿了,干脆洗个澡!

4、我和媒体关系很不一般的,我所吃过的食物新闻上都有报道。

5、单身狗在家炖肉,肉快熟的时候,他听见炖肉说:孤孤独独,孤独,孤独。

6、对爹妈最大的不敬在于,作为一个称职的浴室歌手,每天还拖拉到半夜才洗澡。

7、我长这么高,老实说我很自卑,每次自卑时我就安慰自己,还好我胖,不显个儿。

8、放假在家,觉得自己越来越像霍金了,每天窝在椅子或床上,歪着脖子,呆滞地望着电脑,然后偶尔用几下手指。

9、我的闹钟像是一个小心翼翼问我“臣有一句话不知当讲不当讲”的良相。 而我像一个让他但说无妨然后等他“铃铃铃”地讲完之后龙颜震怒大喝一声“来呀把他拖出去斩了”的昏君。

10、生活窍门:如何把塑料瓶改成洗碗用钢丝球?首先,找来食用PC塑料的饮料瓶,放一边待用。 最好找可口可乐瓶子,不要百事可乐,雪碧和脉动的质量好,建议多选一些。不要选汇源类纸包装的。 好了,已经集齐二十个瓶子,现在我们把这些瓶子拿去废品回收站卖掉,一起去超市买钢丝球吧!

11、看了好笑的段子,为什么反应不是“哈哈哈哈”,而是一本正经的“这条不错”呢,您这是在买金鱼么?

 

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