DailyJoke131
Clyde Jin
2020-08-21
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1、课堂上的稀客,饭堂里的常客。

2、我趴在书上,学不学习不重要,关键是得有个姿态。

3、从小学到大学,唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。。。

4、把我的脑容量和胃容量换一下,我想也可以成为学霸的!

5、想当学霸却力不从心,想罢学却欲罢不能,太TM悲哀了。。。

6、我觉得我现在上课已经不是开小差了,而是。。。。。出差。。。

7、监考老师+地理位置+附近同学成绩+附近同学友好度=考试分数。

8、每一次下课的“老师再见”都比上课的“老师好”的声音要大得多。

9、终于知道HomeWork为什么是不可数名词了,因为那玩意儿压根就TM做不完。。。

10、妹子多的学校夏天逛学校跟进鹞子似的,汉子多的学校夏天逛学校就跟进澡堂似的!

11、一个长假过去,字丑了,人变傻了,智商退了,学的也全忘了。。。全部都恢复出厂设置了!

12、有人地理好,有人物理好,有人历史好,有人数学好,有人语文好,有人英语好,有人化学好,我。。。心态好。

13、孔子看高考:学而时考之,不亦说乎?有通知书自远方来,不亦乐乎?别人不录取我,我也不怨恨,不亦君子乎?

 

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